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Hey, the name is Raven but I preferred to be called by Cyd. For those of you who care, i am FTM which means I'd like it if you used the masculine pronouns please! My blog is just a bunch of shit I enjoy, if you enjoy it too well props to you!

nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

12 hours ago3,910,434 plays

thedustyleaves:

I don’t even know

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

theomeganerd:

Canceled BioShock Film Concept Artworks

by Jim Martin

marcoundpolo:

Grumps Play Mario Party.

Let me start this off by saying, God damn I love the Grumps! Back when Game Grumps started I was still in college, and it was pretty rough my last two semesters. Luckily the Grumps came out of the depths of YouTube. I would animate while watching them and even started a ritual that I needed to watch a Grump ep while I ate my dinner.  Arin and Jon were the greatest comedy duo as far as I was concerned.
Jon left and now we have Danny which as far as Im concerned is a pretty good “not so Grump”.

This is a Tribute to them playing Mario Party as of recent… and Drybones just KICKING their asses.

Ps. If anyone wants me to make more, I may draw Jon and Arin playing something. Any ideas would be awesome.

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

blogwell:

collegehumor:

Two can play at these games.

Finish reading Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames

New article written by me and illustrate by Coleman Engle, who is just the BEST. Go read it! 

moriartyismybabyostrich:

kristoffbjorgman:

"We’re not saying you can change them,
'cause people don't really change.”

…and then there’s Phillip.

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fucking Phillip

viviku:

vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.

revengeofgojira:

nevvymaster:

otterparade:

shortylego:

vishbythefishboy:

howtobethatawkwardgirl:

did-you-kno:

Source

What happened along the way? 

THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY
AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN COMPLETELY
AND THE MAIN WRITER QUIT BECAUSE OF THAT
IN THE ORIGINALY STORY YZMA WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONING THE INCA GOD OF DEATH AND PACHA WAS A GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH KUZCO WHO HAD NEARLY BEEN KILLED BY THE GOD OF DEATH BUT INSTEAD TURNED INTO A LAMA
You can find Yzma’s deleted song online now. It’s really cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING HOLY 

Pencil Tests for the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VetyaexJs

OH MY GOD. 
Mastery in black magic and potions/poisons, the ability to communicate with things on the other side, her her skinny shape and gaunt facial structure…
Her affinity to the color purple… the transformation abilities…
THE ORIGINAL YZMA NEVER LEFT US. She had a sex change and changed her name to Dr. Facilier.


When he mentioned that he came from royalty, he wasn’t kidding.

Well then.

revengeofgojira:

nevvymaster:

otterparade:

shortylego:

vishbythefishboy:

howtobethatawkwardgirl:

did-you-kno:

Source

What happened along the way? 

THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO SCARY

AND THEN THEY CHANGED THE VILLAIN COMPLETELY

AND THE MAIN WRITER QUIT BECAUSE OF THAT

IN THE ORIGINALY STORY YZMA WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONING THE INCA GOD OF DEATH AND PACHA WAS A GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH KUZCO WHO HAD NEARLY BEEN KILLED BY THE GOD OF DEATH BUT INSTEAD TURNED INTO A LAMA

You can find Yzma’s deleted song online now. It’s really cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING HOLY 

Pencil Tests for the song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VetyaexJs

OH MY GOD. 

Mastery in black magic and potions/poisons, the ability to communicate with things on the other side, her her skinny shape and gaunt facial structure…

Her affinity to the color purple… the transformation abilities…

THE ORIGINAL YZMA NEVER LEFT US. She had a sex change and changed her name to Dr. Facilier.

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When he mentioned that he came from royalty, he wasn’t kidding.

Well then.