tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

roserougepapillon:

hootaloo:

kyleehenke:

this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing

omfg lmao

“noooo….”

“That sound means that it enjoys taking the bath.”

justwantedtoknowwhotheywere:

THIS

BECAME THIS

AND THIS

BECAME THIS 

AAND THIS

BECAME THIS

AND THIS 

BECAME THIS

AAND THIS

TURNED INTO THIS

AND DON’T FORGET BECAME THIS

BASICALLY. THEY WENT FROM THIS

TO THIS

IN A COUPLE OF YEARS.

paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

lixxieb:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

I wasn’t bothered by this at first but NOW I AM LIKE NO

gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

did-you-kno:

Source

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what your getting yahoo. 
this is what your getting.

adriofthedead:

crowbara:

sammneiland:

thegistcali:

Article from The Guardian

congrats.

you’re all attracted to robots now.

thE FIRST 1

!!!!!!

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

thenotsosunnyside:

1. Waking up in the morning
2. Taking showers
3. Binding/Tucking
4. Finding clothes that make you feel comfortable
5. Telling people what pronoun to use
6. People STILL using the wrong pronoun
7. People arguing with you about your gender (the fuck?)
8. Going Shopping
9. Going to the bathroom
10. Meeting new people
11. People looking at you weird when you tell them your Trans and having to give a whole uncomfortable lecture about it
12. DATING
13. Being Bullied
14. Going to Formal Events