henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

• AND
• I
• AINT
• FUCKING
• SCARED
• OF 
• HIM

iceprincessfionna:

scarecrows:

“Sweet dreams, Simon.”

THIS IS NOT OKAY

WHO THE HELL HOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY.

thattransguy:

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

But for real I almost cried because this is so heart warming. 

sinsario:

viivus:

Robert and Rosalind Lutece in Professor Layton-y style - now with actual puzzles!

(answers over here)

Personal note -  the only puzzle of these three I actually solved without getting the answer spoiled was the last one, and it took me half an hour. So. don’t feel bad about not getting it.

ahha usually for the first one I use a different answer

throwtheanchorofhope:

aki13th:

laughsoyoudie:

canadians

I love these guys

The day they tried to ban these guys from attending NHL games was the biggest outrage in hockey history. They are amazing.

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

pippythepirateslayer:

Teen Titans GO!