melodysrattery:

Appreciation for mommas and their babies.

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

iwishiwasasprettyas-allison:

ruinedchildhood:

My childhood was fabulous.

this is why our generation is so liberal

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

• AND
• I
• AINT
• FUCKING
• SCARED
• OF 
• HIM

iceprincessfionna:

scarecrows:

“Sweet dreams, Simon.”

THIS IS NOT OKAY

WHO THE HELL HOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY.

thattransguy:

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

But for real I almost cried because this is so heart warming.